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What the eff mom.

You buy ear drops to relieve ear pain when I don’t have any ear pain, just a freaking clogged ear and it doesn’t even work. Plus you also bought it because it was cheaper than the ear drop I REALLY needed. Cheaper by a DOLLAR. YOU ALSO THINK $2 FRIES FROM MCDONALDS IS EXPENSIVE. THIS IS WHY I CAN’T BUY FRENCH FRIES AROUND YOU. YOU THINK EVERY DAMN THING IS EXPENSIVE. 

Okay and you can spend money on bags or clothes that you don’t even wear or hardly touch. I know it’s your money and all but sometimes I care about your spending habits. $2 french fries couldn’t hurt… 

Once I asked her if I could get the 20 piece chicken nuggets and she was like, NO. I have to save money for your debut. I was like, WTF. IT’S NOT EVEN THAT MUCH.

When you find out you’ve been lied too.

wonderwhyy:

accio-enlightenment:

vuphil:

You begin thinking if they’ve lied about anything else. If anything that person ever told you was the truth. 

Can you say relevant?

Haha, very relevant unfortunately